Inspector Findout and the Lost Cherry Pie
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Synopsis
When Mom's freshly baked pie disappears, to ferret out the culprit, she deputizes her son, Tom, under his pseudonym, Inspector Findout. In the course of the investigation, he examines all the "usual suspects," which, in this case, include the family dog as well as four uncooperative sisters. During the course of his investigation, "Inspector Findout" with his magnifying glass leaves no paw, tee shirt or toilet seat "unturned." One-Act By: John Donald O'Shea Cast:(1 boy, 5 girls, 1 either. Note: Double casting is unlikely to work ) Performance Time: Approximately 25 minutes. Cast of Characters Mom She is bright, witty and perceptive, and always one step ahead of the kids Tom. A precocious sixth or seventh grader with a superior imagination, and intelligence. He likes mysteries, and playing "detective." Erin. Tom's darling younger sister. As bright as Tom, but with only a little less formal education. Doesn't quite trust Tom. Gipper. The family dog, or preferably, a kid wearing a dog costume. He (she) specializes in being underfoot. Amy. A seventh or eighth grader. Tom's older sister. Chrissy's twin. Above being impressed with Tom or any other young boy. Chrissy. A seventh or eighth grader. Tom's older sister. Amy's twin. Above being impressed with Tom or any other young boy. Sarah. Tom's older sister. An eighth or ninth grader. Equally bright. Will indulge younger siblings only to a point. |